I don't know, I don't have one.
Relationship Jokes
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.”
Patient: “OK.”
Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife!”
A guy asked me what I do for a living.
Now I'm not old enough to get a job, so I said nothing. He asked me again, so I said, "Your wife!" The guy goes to slap me, but his wife is standing right there. She instead slapped me and said, "You swore not to tell!"
Mert has no dad.
Raihan fucks Ahmed who fucks Zupporah.
Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.
What’s the difference between a hooker and a cat?
I haven’t banged a hooker.
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
I went to visit my childhood home. I asked the owners if I could come in for some nostalgic memories. They said no and slammed the door on me. My parents are so mean.
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend Enyaw. I cba with jokes basically me and Enyaw always scissor.
My mom is bad and my dad is bad.
Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore – my face should be among them.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.
My wife is pregnant, but when we get to the doctors, something happened...
What happened?
Answer: The husband is pregnant too, with someone else’s baby, not the wife’s baby, but the wife is pregnant with his baby.
When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
I like my girlfriend's new secondary school uniform, I guess, but doesn’t beat her old primary school one. 😀
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna!"
Jill said yes, lifted up her dress, and then they had some fun,
But stupid Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.
