Relationship jokes
Help! I got my brother pregnant.
My name is Justin. I like boys. Hit me up?
Why were condoms invented? So gay guys can have sword fights.
I told my deaf mom to be nice to the neighbors. She didn't listen...
Today on a drive, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the people living there if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.
My parents are the worst.
My girlfriend was cheating in Uno.
She's not the only one who can play that game.
Orphans: Sad, Depressed, Lonely, Virgin.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue... I fucked your mother's ass, and she had you.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
You don't have to worry about running while boys are around. Even I can't see anything there.
Your mom gay.
Marriage is really educational.
When I was single, I didn't even know there was a wrong way to put a fork in the dishwasher.
My mom said she would miss me if I committed suicide, so we made it double.
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
Why doesn't Kermit the frog get married?
He doesn't like commitment.
Dirty Joke: A boy fell in the mud. Clean Joke: He took a bath with bubbles. Dirty Joke: Bubbles was the girl next door.
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Jack fucked Jill's pussy till it stopped functioning.