My sister said the onion is the only vegetable that can make you cry...
So I threw a carrot at her.
The Carrot Missile
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, smarty pants! So, like, the sister says onions make you cry, right? But the author, being a genius, throws a carrot at her sister. Get it? It's funny because it's unexpected, and violence is funny, because you're too dumb to do it yourself.
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