Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
Listen up, buttercup. You see, Person 1 ain't happy because they saw their ex. They are happy because they *ran into* their ex... with their car! Get it? It's funny because it's violent and messed up! You are so slow!
Anonymous
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