Relationship jokes

Bf: Babe, do you love me?

Gf: Of course, why do you ask?

Bf: I heard that your mom passed away, and I went to pick some roses for you to try to cheer you up, and then I remembered why I went to the garden.

Following your dreams is good... especially since you won’t have to worry about them putting any restraining orders against you.

I have fuck and sex with all the sexy naked ladies and they suck my balls (penis), but you ain't have no girlfriend. Your only friend, they call him ching chong coz of your hairline.

Yo momma's so ugly, when she threw a boomerang, it refused to come back.

What are the odds of you being in a relationship that is going on in the next few months?

Why is an orphan bad at tennis?

'Cause he couldn't get any love.

One woman said to the other, "This child is truly cruel!"

The second woman replied, "Did I say 'child'?"

The first woman said, "I beg your pardon; I didn't know you were my father!"

Hey girl, are you my boss? 'Cause you just gave me a raise.

We just found out Grandpa is addicted to Viagra. No one is taking it harder than Grandma.

My wife asked me to connect more on my feminine side. So I crashed our car and fucked my trainer.

Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?

Wife: You have good eyesight.

Kylin fucks his sister.

My dad is nice!

Can't be bothered with jokes, me and Syd Drake f**k 24/7.

How do I make my dick disappear?

I put it in your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue,

I have a traitor friend, and that is YOU.

Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.

That one depressed friend.

Both man and woman have balls, but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have. 😁

Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.