Relationship jokes
When his dick is really, really small, but you pretend it is so big it hurts so you donât make him feel bad 'cause he is a nice guy.
My dad and I were fishing one day.
Thatâs where he met my stepmom.
I would tell a dad joke, but it already left me.
Whatâs the speed limit in bed?
Itâs 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
Mom: You will make me kill myself.
Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself â¨firstâ¨!
Memes
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Ever seen the show Naked and Afraid? Thatâs what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Everyone likes orphans but their parents.
Why did the ocean break up with the pond?
Because the pond was too shallow.
I don't like marriage. It's just like soup, as soon as you're done spooning it, it all cools off.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
"Babe, is it in?" "Yeah." "Does it hurt?" "Uh-huh." "Let me put it in slowly." "It still hurts." "Okay, let's try another shoe size."
This morning I was beaten up by a busty woman in an elevator.
I was staring at boobs, and she said, "Press One?"
So I did...
I don't remember much after that.
Whatâs the difference between your sister and a bowling ball?
I can only get 3 fingers in a bowling ball!
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Why donât old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
A nickname to call your short GF:
Little ankle biter Master Yoda Hasbula My little Ewok
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.