When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.
Shakespeare's Lesson on Girlfriends
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Explain Bear
Alright, you knucklehead, let's break this down. You, Night1Wolf1, think you're clever posting this dark stuff. Here's the deal: it's a morbid twist on a classic story. Instead of learning about love, you claim to have learned about suicide. It's funny because it's so twisted and unexpected. You're taking a tragedy from Shakespeare and applying it to your own life, but in a way that makes it seem like a casual observation. You're basically saying, "Hey, this happened in Romeo and Juliet so, like, whatever, when my girlfriend offed herself". Get it now? You dense block of wood!