What is old, cold, and alone?
An orphan's parents.
Relationship Jokes
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What's the difference between your dad and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie!
Do you mix concrete for a living? Because you’re making me hard.
My wife says sex is even better on holiday. I wish she didn’t tell me via email.
Why did the hooker fall in love? Stockholm syndrome.
Blondes like their men how they like their rice: brown, 500 at a time, and all in her bowl.
My current love life is like a god. It’s not real.
Why do sisters have to be in a relationship? Because you don’t have to worry about your car.
What is the difference between a woman and my fridge?
Only one moans when I put my meat in it.
Money and women are kind of the same thing for me; it comes and goes very easily.
I broke up with my RBLX gf, and I heard my uncle crying in the other room.
When Ariana Grande broke up with Pete, she said, "I have one less problem without you."
Husband: Hey honey, words can’t describe how beautiful you are.
Wife: Aww, thanks.
Husband: But numbers can. 0 out of 10.
I saw an orphan fall in the street crying, so I ran up to him and said, "Are you okay? Where are your parents?"
Why do sisters hate you?
Because you're their favorite stepbrother :P
Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.
