Relationship jokes
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
I have a stepladder because my real ladder left when I was just a kid.
Oh wait, I'm thinking of...
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Your hairline is so far back, just like your dad is from you.
"I only want to play with your daughter. It was okay yesterday."
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
What’s the difference between my ex and a unicycle?
A unicycle can only take one person at a time.
Molly Burke and her mom were on a walk. Molly walked into a bar; her mom laughed and walked under it.
How do you surprise a 50-year-old man? By putting a 12-inch dick through his ass.
He said, "Best surprise ever!"
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
When I get jokes. They aren't f****** restarted like you.
My sister.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Why do any orphans have sex?
Because they can't call anyone "daddy."
Official orgasm donor.
I got breast implants for my wife to squeeze on as she thrusts on my meat while straddled in between my legs.
Hate me all you want, but I gotta say, this whole thing with Gwen and TJ is ridiculous.
Girl: Dad, where are you?
Dad: I went to go get milk.
Girl: But we have milk.
Dad: I know, I just don't love you.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
My sister says I’m annoying, or that’s what I read in her diary.