Relationship

Relationship jokes

Adoption

    • Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.

    Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?

    Son, you're adopted!

    Penis

    • A penis has a bad life. His neighbor is an asshole, his friend is a pussy, and his owner beats him.

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    • Man

    • A good man deserves a queen who will pussy slide on his penis casually, frig him with her thighs like a prostitute, make him laugh like a homie, cook like his mama.

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    • Relationship memes

    Date

    • HEY D.K. date ME, not that weirdo Freshfry! I LOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVVVEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUU D.K. Let's DATE! I'm 13 ;)

    Wife

    • My wife told me she was fat and depressed. She asked me to compliment her, so I said, "You have perfect eyesight!"

    Orphan

    • Kid: My parents want to meet you, you wanna come over?

    Orphan: Na, I'm good. I'm going to watch Home Alone. It's the only movie that I can think of that's related to me.

    Whale

    • "You momo joso fat, she went in the ocean and the whales came up to her and started singing, ""We Are Family"" even though you are father than me."

    Fight

    • Max Heart and his gay cousin Nickals Amoto say I back out of a fight. When he said let's fight, then last minute he said he doesn't want to, then says I chickened out. I [was] ready to fight, but his gut [was] swollen [and] his arms [were]. He actually looks like Humpty Dumpty, but [I] just wanted to say he backed out + Max and Nickals are both gay with each other.

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    • Emo

    • Why can’t an emo have sex?

    They can’t make it to the bed, they kept swinging on the tree.