Relationship jokes

Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.

What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?

Super Smash Bros.

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?

Explosion.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They don't know who to call daddy.

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.

How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

Sorry.

Here's how to piss off all of North America.

All the United States is, is South Canadia.

I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"

What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?

They’re both in my bed.

What’s the difference between a man and a margarita?

A margarita hits the spot every time.

I think my family is racist.

I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

A: “Holes gonna be big.”