Relationship Jokes

THE GRANDDAUGHTER WANTED TO SEE GRANNY. SHE KILLED HERSELF

How did the blind girl get a date? She said it was love at first sight

ur smash me so hard i gave her the d

What’s the relashinship between a pedofile and a light bulb, the both meant for dark rooms

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing

what makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar? They can't stand up for themselves.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?

I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.

i was hit by a car later my ex lost her bus job

your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating

Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says “Go and lock the door first...”

So one day i have a wife but if its getting a longer day she is moving so weird and i see she has sex with rick astley😂 [rickrolled]

I caught the flowers at a wedding-now married to a hot guy. But then i caught andit at a funeral i kinda nervo...............

So two people are on a date and the guy says “wow you are so beautiful” then the girl says “you just want to have sex” then the guy adds “SMART TO!”

When your so rich that you can buy anything you end up getting a cow in your living room yeah anyways my ex is still in my living room

My girlfriend who is a Jehovah witness had sex with me so hard she turned to Christianity

i have 25 friend from the alphabet.But don't ask me y.

Tell rumors about me but please don't say am in love relationship