Brodie jokes
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"
Josh: Cookies.
Jacob: My parents.
Erika: My Friends!
Brody: Lamborghinis.
Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)
My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!
*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....
Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.
Dad: What's boofa?
Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.
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Bro, just imagine being named Brynley. Couldn't be me.
My cousin really loves baseball.
He always brags about how many home runs he hit in the minors.
Daveon is my blud, cuh.
Rory Burrows is dyslexic.