Brodie jokes

Dr. Brody: Sir, your son has a disease called boofa.

Dad: What's boofa?

Dr. Brody: Both of these nuts in your mouth.

My teacher asks all of us in class, "What is your favorite thing in the world?"

Josh: Cookies.

Jacob: My parents.

Erika: My Friends!

Brody: Lamborghinis.

Me: Pulling over in a car in the middle of nowhere at night with my girlfriend and getting in the back seat where the magic happens... ;-)

My Teacher: Ok, everyone that was all good...WAIT A DANG SECOND!

*Everyone Looks at Me With A Weird Face....

What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

like if you know someone that is emo.

Ever wonder where people got their surnames? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher was probably a butcher. And then there was Mr. Dickinson...

Broccoli is like anal sex.

If you're forced to have it as a child, you probably won't like it as an adult.