What does a homeless man call his mother?
Useless.
What did the man say when his girlfriend threw sodium and chloride at him?
That’s assault!
When you’re having the best sex in your life and your grandma says, “I’m not dead!”
What do you say to your partner with diabetes?
Hey, sugar!
Joe Mama!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Kaden wants to have sex with you.
I told my wife she was lousy in bed.
She replied, "I guess you have been seeing your ex-girlfriend, uh?"
Are you a waterfall?
'Cause I'm falling for you.
A: Guess what kind of men/women do gold diggers like?
Q: One that has a sense of money.
What do frogs wear for shoes? Open toad.
What does your mom say to you? "Love you, moody."
Every time I come straight home from work, you're in the bed asleep and back there dead like a vampire in a casket.
Then the next thing I noticed, you just came back from the dead in no time, dummy.
How come yo mama did not come straight home from work last night? Because her daughter had sex with her boyfriend and got drunk.
I have a girlfriend with a big dick.
Coworker, why is Sara so blue?
Is it because Sara wishes she had a man? coworker she always watches you with your husband together out of love. You better watch out dear, she might "saraorize" him, with her crooked teeth and ultra-thin lips.
I got a text from Kb. She said: "Really Gwen said that! Will fine Idc! \"Hurt\""
Thanks a lot, Gwen!
Gwen, I am not gay. There is some stupid faker online! I swear on my life that I am not!
Btw, if I was gay, then why am I chatting and dating a girl?
Your mom is fat, oh yeah, oh yeah, uh, uhhh.
Would I be considered a "homo" because I have sex at home?
I fucked your mum last night, that she was salty.
