Relationship jokes
A black man walked into a bar. Another guy invited him over for a drink. They spent the rest of the night drinking and having a good time.
Why did 6 hate 7?
Because 7 ate 9!
Can someone be my daddy?
I took my girlfriend to the beach and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale!
Why is the divorce rate among socks so high?
Memes
EVERYONE:
"My boyfriend, Danny, broke up with me. Can some hot guy come, so I can interview them and see if they wanna date me?"
Mom!
Doctor: “You’ll be at peace soon.”
Man: “Am I dying?”
Doctor: “No, your wife is.”
They say the polar ice caps are melting, good, because my wife's a fat, cold bitch.
My newly wed wife is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
If your wife says: “What would you most like to do to my body?” “Identify it” is the wrong answer.
Cancer is like your dad. It only comes back when Blueface baby drops a new album.
Your so fat, my sister said. I said, "So at least I ain't fatter than your momma."
Why can't an orphan have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
I went fishing while watching porn, and my girlfriend said, "Well, you want my fish?" and I said, "But you're not in the water."
If 6 guys are in a room with each other, is it technically a 6-pack?
Want to have sex?
Orphans can be gay, no problem, because they have no one to disown them.
Why does an orphan cry when we say "ur mom?"
Because they have no mom.
Friend: Wanna hear a joke?
Orphan Friend: Sure.
Friend: Parents.
Other: I don't get it.
Friend: And you never will.