Mickey's Divorce

Mickey: I want a divorce!

Minney: Are you fricking crazy?

Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright listen up, buttercup. So, Mickey wants a divorce, right? Minney asks if he's "fricking crazy," but Mickey cleverly replies he's "fricking Daisy." It's funny because he's using "fricking" as in, like, messing around with, instead of "crazy".

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