Relationship jokes

Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.

What do you call your mom?

Monkey.

"Knock, knock."

"Who's there?"

"Mary."

"Mary who?"

"Marry me!"

Why did the Mexican man push his wife off a cliff?

Tequila.

One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

I know your name is baller cause I'm gonna put my baller into yo MOTHER HOLLER!

Why did he kill himself?

Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.

Me and a girl went on a walk...

Then she noticed me, then we went for a run. :)

Your mom is so old, she walked into an antique store and they kept her.

Your mom is so dumb, she called me asking for my phone #.

A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."

He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."

Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."

What do girls after sex with Pinocchio?

Wash off the birch sap from the face.

Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.

Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.

If an orphan got hit, will they go tell their parents?

My friend said, "Let's have a sleepover."

Little did I know it was just at prison.

What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?

A family portrait........

You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents?

Wait..........

Hey Stacey, love!

If anyone can see Alya KUHL please tell me! I love and miss her...

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

You tell them to clap till their parents come home.

A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."