Relationship jokes

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Mom!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Why does my girlfriend have a dick? Oh wait, I'm gay.

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Sister.

Sister who?

My sister's ass.

Did you hear about the nurse who couldn’t swim?

She ended up under the doc[tor].

Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

If you had a friend like me, would you kill me?

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

What's one thing that you can say about a train, but not your girlfriend?

"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno

I told a girl she was cute, and she said, "Aw, tysm."

How does she know I have that?

The longer the relationship, the longer the breakup will hurt you. Better break up now ooo.🤣

Why did the parachute break up with the skydiver?

Because it was tired of being taken for granted every time things fell apart.

Why do asscheeks make great friends?

They always stick together!