My emo friend tried to hi-five a tree. It left him hanging.
Emo's Tree Hi-Five
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Explain Bear
Okay, so listen up buttercup. Emos are sad and like to hang around. The joke is that the tree literally left him "hanging" like from a noose, which emos are known to do because they are sad. Side note, people are like trees, sometimes it's better to axe them out of your life. Get it? Axe?