Relationship jokes
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
My mum.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.