Relationship jokes
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Your dad is your mom.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
My son.
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Ya mum!
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Let’s stick together!
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.