Relationship jokes
I broke up with my girlfriend and stole her wheelchair.
Guess who likes vegetables now?
What am I doing?
Your mom.
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Let’s stick together!
My son.
My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.
You're dumb, but that's not what she said.
Dad fucked Mom.
Mom fucked son.
Son fucked sister.
Sister fucked dog.
Dog fucked cat.
Cat fucked bird.
Bird fucked fish.
Fish fucked Dad.
Dad really liked it!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Your dad is your mom.
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."