Relationship jokes

What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?

A roTHOT.

Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.

Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.

Sans: Kid, I will kill you.

Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!

Dad fucked Mom.

Mom fucked son.

Son fucked sister.

Sister fucked dog.

Dog fucked cat.

Cat fucked bird.

Bird fucked fish.

Fish fucked Dad.

Dad really liked it!

I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.

Why did I f*** my dad?

So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?

What's a gay guy should be scared of?

A straight gay!

What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.

Your dad is your mom.

Ya mum!

You're dumb, but that's not what she said.

One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.

The man asked for some crack.

The woman turned around and said, "Here."

That's where the crack was, you guessed it.

The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."

Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!

What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.

My son.

My friend made a joke about dogs. I said it was a RUFF joke.

Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?

Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!

Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?

Because the volcano was hot!

I don't know why my boyfriend's dad doesn't like me. Maybe because we had sex?

Your mum!

When your friend gets involved with someone, it affects the friendship. Whenever a friend of mine has a new girlfriend, we should say I looked like the person you used to know, but I've been modified to survive in this relationship. If we have an argument and she's there, I might disagree with you; I'd rather continue to see her naked.