Relationship jokes
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Your dad is your mom.
Ya mum!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
I'm jealous of cancer. My dad beat me but never beat cancer.
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
My son.