What did the woman say to the man?
"Stop."
What did the man do?
Keep going.
FUCK MEN IN THE ARSE
Relationship Jokes
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Son, you are not precious, so pack your bags because someone else is going to adopt you.
Dad, what do you mean someone else will adopt me?
Son, you're adopted!
My wife left me yesterday.
I haven't talked to the kids in a year.
Wade likes Luiz!
So, my best friend's boyfriend broke up with her, and she started to cry.
So I told her a "single" joke, then she said, "Go and fucking die, you insensitive bitch!"
I later said, "Ugh, fine, as your BFF, I will break his body for youβhappy now?"
She said, "*sniff* yes."
I like my coffee like my men, long and black.
Ex-girlfriend: "I can smell fish."
Ex-boyfriend: "I can smell shit."
Ex-boyfriend: "Well, how many boys swam down there?"
Ex-girlfriend: "20!"
Fish: "It wasn't me. I don't swim around mistakes."
Not sure if domestic violence joke or penis size joke...
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
After sleeping with her boyfriend for the first time, the lead singer of Blackbriar told her friend all about it: "Ik zora cock!"
What's a gay person's favorite meal?
Meat with white sticky stuff.
My mom's name is Angel, and she is nothing like one!
Especially in bed...
Diabetic wives are like Cillit Bang. Squeeze them a bit and bang! The bed is gone.
Friend: Do you think she likes me?
Me: Yah.
Friend: Reallyπππ?
Me: Hell no.
Friend: π₯ππ«ππππππ You did not have to be so honest.
Roses are red, violets are blue, my bed has room for 2 ;)
What do you call a school bus that you cannot drive?
A friend.
A person walks into the bar and said, "Hey barman, get my son a drink and tell him his dad is dead."
Who said that?
Five minutes later, she agreed to get with me, so we went and rocked the minivan like, "Giggity, Giggity, Giggity!"
