Relationship jokes

"I love you with all my heart."

Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

Mom! (DYM 14)

Mom!

Awww, Gwen thinks she has a boyfriend! Oh wait, no you don't! She is just some loser ass bitch who could be a ho, you don't know. He was mine, and I want him back!

Me: What's that sound?

Ex: What?

Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!

Oh my Prince, I've loved you ever since the day we met.

When I was caught in your net of love, sweet love... It's all above...

You know how girls say, "I would have sex with you if you were the last person on earth"? Well, who's gonna stop me?

She really sucks, and the guy who is with her sucks too.

Chat date for Gwen and Tj.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.

Like the faker Gwen?

"Prince, do you love the faker, Princess, or me, the real Gwen?"

My sister's friends are hilarious, like seriously, haha.

Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.

Yo, back off from my homey Freshfry; he's mine!

My sister said download "Among Us" on my iPad, so I did. Then she taught me to play. Then she told me a code and told me where to put it, and I typed in the code.

Then she was the imposter, and I was a crewmate, so I was sticking with her, and she killed me when we made it to the medbay.

Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.

Stephanie has a great thumb!