Relationship jokes
Joke: Tori’s boyfriend's life 😂😂
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
I was looking for my sister... I looked down at my feet and saw her.
Hi, how are you? I was busy doing something right. I just texted because me and my dad were going to.
Your mom is a mom!
Dad: My kid just said "butch," but since he is a kid, he said a bad word on accident.
*The next day*
Uncle: F*CK!
Your mom gay.
Stephanie has a great thumb!
I would tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I can only think of the punchline.
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What do you call a person who tries to get you on a dating website... a Brodie.
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
You're so hot!
Hey girl, are you a diamond pick?
'Cause I'm as hard as obsidian.
Did I tell you I finally got my wife to scream during sex? Yeah, you should have heard her the other day when I walked in on her.
By the time I ran my wife over with my car, I had to stop for gas twice.
Your mama is so fat. Her high school picture is an aerial photograph.
Your mama is so fat, guys have to bring climbing equipment to have sex with her.
What do you call your mom?
Monkey.