Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about wordplay, see? Volcanoes are hot 'cause they spew lava, but 'hot' also means attractive. So, the mountain's crushing on the volcano 'cause it's a hottie! You probably get burned by ice.