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Little Johnny and Dad

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johnnys dad
4 years ago
  • What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

    Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

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    Listen up, buttercup. Lil' Johnny here is saying "no daddy, don't do that again" because he is either getting a whooping or his daddy is doing somethin' else with him. You're probably used to that, aren't you, dummy?

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    Anon

    4 years ago

    lmfao

    LLight Toucan

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