Little Johnny and Dad

What did Little Johnny say to his dad?

Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. Lil' Johnny here is saying "no daddy, don't do that again" because he is either getting a whooping or his daddy is doing somethin' else with him. You're probably used to that, aren't you, dummy?

Comments (1)

Anon

4 years ago

lmfao

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