Relationship jokes
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.
What do you call a mix of nuts, bolts, and my ex?
A roTHOT.
Papyrus: I hate you, Frisk.
Frisk: This is why Mettaton doesn't fucking love you.
Sans: Kid, I will kill you.
Papyrus: (Remembers something) That's why you don't have a lover, you lonely giraffe!
My son.
What's a gay guy should be scared of?
A straight gay!
One day a woman met with a man behind an abandoned shop.
The man asked for some crack.
The woman turned around and said, "Here."
That's where the crack was, you guessed it.
The next day, she wiped it clean, ready for the next guest who "wanted crack."
Zach is a gay kid from Rob. Love you!
Why did I f*** my dad?
So I could have s€x without my mom finding out. Should I not have done that?
Your dad is your mom.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
Ya mum!
Don't ever wanna fuck a dude!!