I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
Relationship Jokes
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
Meant to say my friend's nan, not man.
My boyfriend and I were playing baseball last night with some of our friends. Halfway through the game we took a break and he asked me to hold his balls for him whilst he went to the toilet.
All our friends were shocked when I went into the boys' bathroom with him.
My sis was funny but sad because I have a boy and she doesn't.
Watersharky, do you hate me?????
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
To anyone who wants to be my friend:
Hello.
Does anyone wanna be my friend? Please if ya' do reply to my: "Hello." In the chat. Tysm. Have a greaat day!
Alex <3
If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.
Hey Gwen, reply to me and say if everything is alright.
During school today, a girl gave my friend her number. When I saw it, it was the principal's number.
Me: What's that sound?
Ex: What?
Me: Oh, it's the elevator going up. BYEEEE see you on another level!
Hello, I'm Ariana. I'm looking for someone. Anyone wanna date me?
Ariana
Account for me too, baby👧! Is so cute together with game slot jokes.
Girl: Rip, mother, I love you.
Me: Sorry for your loss.
Girl: Stop, I have a boyfriend.
Me: Stop, I have a mother.
Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Momma?
Momma who?
Big Momma!
Karens yell, I scream, my mum fucks me.
"I love you with all my heart."
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Gwen, are you mad at me? Cause that was a faker.
Like the faker Gwen?
