Relationship jokes
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
Memes
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
What is a threesome?
1 + 1 = 3
What is a redneck virgin?
A seven-year-old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans suck dick?
Because they don't have a stepbro.
So, I went up to an Australian girl. She looked like she was 20, and I said, "Can I have your phone number, sweetheart?" She said, "696969." I said, "Oh, haha, okay." A few days later, her mother called me and said she's 15.
Sex has no feeling with our cousin. Because both are relative.
My dad left for milk 4 hours ago, anyone know where he is?
Let’s stick together!
Why can’t someone say "ur mums gay" to an orphan? Because he doesn’t have a mum.