Relationship jokes
I'm really bored. Can someone talk with me? None of my friends are responding to me :(
"Today was the worst day ever." "Why?" Because my ex got hit by a bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why are blind people gay?
Cause.
My mum.
I would make a joke about your sister, but she banged me.
Why did Anna give Carson a blowjob?
He made her.
Why was the mountain in love with the volcano?
Because the volcano was hot!
Question: What is the BIG ADVANTAGE to going out on a date with a "Homeless Chic"?
Answer: After the date, you can "Drop Her Off" ANYWHERE!
Frenid: R u gay?
Me: Yes u
Frenid: No I am bi.
Me: Dang it!
Frenid: What?
Me: I like u.
Frenid: Ok I like u to.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll f*ck your mom, and you'll be next.
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit.
Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
What did Little Johnny say to his dad?
Johnny: "Dad, please not again! I'm too young!"
I'm Joe Biden's husband.
You ever had sex with a woman that is so fat, it counted as a threesome?
What did Sophie Brussaux's baby get every week?
A face full of sperm.
She'd suck my dick and let me suck her tits.
A virgin is what I called my daughter before I took that away from her.
Roses are red, Foxes are orange, I like your butt, Let me touch it forever.
What’s the difference from me and a gay person? You.