Foreplay in may areas: "You awake?" ; and way down South : "You awake, mom?"
Why do women always have sex with the lights off?
Because they never like to see a man having a good time.
Whats the best thing about a orphan GF
You don't have to meet her parents
are you George Floyd?
cause baby you take my breath away... OOF
Orphans want girlfriends to call someone Mommy
what makes a cult and a racist family of 5 common? not all are friends
I have an awesome sex drive, my girlfriend lives 40 miles away.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
One day me and my girlfriend were just hanging out and she needed to tell our dad that we were going out.
What do you call my sister
Suicidal
Unknown be like: Wah wah I'm too scared to talk to girls in real life so I bully random tweens I find online to make me feel better...what a shame.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
An orphan girl’s boyfriend broke up with her, what was his reason?
“If her parents didn’t want her, why should I?” 😂😂😂
Today I ate out my girlfriend.......Jefrrey Dahmer style
What's the difference between having sex with my girlfriend and a baby
I don't have a girlfriend
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
Whats red, six inches long and made my girlfriend cry when i fed it to her? her misscarrage
Well a boy and a girl are in a bath tube together. The little boy says “Hey you see that I’m gonna go ask daddy what it is?” When the little boy asks his dad he says. “Well son that’s your car you try to park it in a girls parking spot.” As the boy runs back he see’s the little girl is missing. It had turned out that the little girl was asking her mama that her spot was and she said. “Well that’s your parking spot never ever let a boy put it in.” When she got back the little boy tried to put the car in well he did and she ended up breaking his car that day.
Why did my boyfriend leaves me ? Because he's gay. But why did he come back to me ?
Because im actually a guy :-)
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
