Relationship jokes
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.
I told her to keep her chins up.
I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.
A baby and his father are sitting in a street cafe. A woman bends over to pick up her keys just as a gust of wind blows up the woman's dress. "va va voom," the baby says. The dad chuckles and says, "Yes. I'd like to have sex with her too."
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
My father told me to always carry a women's bag, but I don't know why he called the cops on me when I helped Mom's bag when we went parachuting. :(
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Me: Mom, stop, you are not funny. You never make jokes.
Mom: I made you.
What hurts the most? 😹
A. Breaking up before chewing.
B. Breaking up after chewing.
Why is the orphan cold?
'Cause there's no one to cuddle with.
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
"Roses are red, I'm a girl, Now go and take a hike."
"I really hate cats," my friend replied with, "You gotta be kitten me."
We never saw him again.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
What did your mom say last night? "Go harder!"
I found your parent!
CJ and Declan's Relationship!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You're." "You're who?" "You're adopted!"