Relationship

Relationship jokes

Orphan

There are two types of people in Alabama: the orphans and the incests.

Group

What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?

Super Smash Bros.

Incest

Why can't all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn't get all upset when his mom isn't in the mood.

Memes

Incest

Kenney lost his virginity to a $10 hooker, but he only had to pay $5. She was his sister, so he got the family discount.

  • 2
  • Helen Keller

    Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

    Orphan

    Why did the orphan become a prostitute?

    Because they needed someone to call "daddy".

    Girlfriend

    How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

    You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

    Sorry.

    Mom

    Mom said dad had the best pullout game... now I'm an uncle.

    Puppet

    There was a boy named Sammy, and he was deeply in love with a girl named Rayne. But she didn’t notice him or talk to him. But one day, she did, and they end up liking each other and getting married and lived happil- wait no, that’s not right. Sammy snuck in Rayne’s house at night and kidnapped her, locked her in his basement, and turned her into a puppet so she'd be with him forever and ever. The End.

  • 3
  • Girlfriend

    I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.

  • 4
  • Girlfriend

    When I was a kid, I used to read a lot. I mainly grew up reading stories by Shakespeare, especially the story Romeo & Juliet. That one in particular taught me a valuable life lesson. It taught me to not be surprised when my girlfriend killed herself.

    Marriage

    A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.

    The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."

    Necrophilia

    So, a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex.

    When he gets to the bar, he brags about the different sex positions they used, and one of the guys says, "Oh, did you do head?"

    He responded with, "No, I couldn't find the head."

    Marijuana

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

    Haha, I fucked you over!