Relationship jokes
What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
If my mom decides to get Chick-fil-A for dinner, and when I decide to eat my family for dinner, is that called cannibalism?
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Memes
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Repeat after me...
Me: "You have a weird style."
Mom: "You have a weird style."
Me: "Um, not your mirror!" *runs away*
I'll really mist ya.
So my friend died. I was at her casket. I said I'll see you on the other side, so I went to the other side of the casket.
When she says "parents aren't home" so you rush upstairs.
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
I went to my girlfriend's house one day in Alabama when I met her brother. He said, "Well, I guess there's no more you stuck in the dryer."