Relationship jokes
Gwen, just take Tj as your boyfriend. Gah, just do it so he won't kill himself! Prince will be fine without you!
Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! πππππ
Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!
Mom!
Akeld, just want you to know: Leave me and Gwen alone.
Real me.
Memes
Hello, I am Ren, sister of Gwen.
"Poo heads."
Youβre like a fine wine. The more of you I drink in, the better I feel.
If you were a fruit, youβd be a βfine-apple.β
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
I love you, Tina!
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.