Relationship jokes
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
I was at the park the other day and sat down on the bench next to a mum and her daughter, and she asked which one was my kid, and I said I haven't decided yet.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I got an iPhone 14 for my brother? That was the best trade I ever made.
Her Name was Lola. She was a loner. At the Copa I saw her And I just wanted to bone her!
Her name was Lola.
She was a loner.
At the Copa.
Then I saw her,
And I got a boner.
The next morning,
She couldn't remember if I banged her.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Today sucked. My girlfriend got hit by a car, and I lost my job as an Uber driver.
Yo mama so ugly, we all are trying to help her look better.
Are you a builder? Because you are giving me an erection.
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
My girlfriend asked me to hand her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn't talking to me.
The only thing colder than Siberia is my girlfriend's ex!
I braced myself when I got in the car, but then I realized my wife wasn't driving.