Relationship jokes

Hey Gwen, can we please chat? I am really bored! Love you! 😘😘😘😘😘

Hey Gwen come on let's chat! We can forget about that dumb bitch "prince" and focus on us!

What do you tell twins who are in love with each other?

Go fuck yourself!

No one has my back like my dad.

Prince, can we please chat now? Pls, pls! Love you!

"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"

Gwen, can we please chat? 😊

Gwen, this needs to stop, so please, this is not a dating website, go on Tinder or something, just not here. Hate me if it makes you feel better, but this is sickening!

The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.

Mom!

Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?

My sister lost two things today:

1: Her virginity.

2: Her job at the zoo.

9 months before I was born,

I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.

Remember kids, ejaculate, then evacuate.

What is your name in my phone?

I love your house. I have been in your art for.

They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.

My father can take a joke because he made one.

I asked my friend, "Hey, did you get a haircut?" and she said, "No." Then I'm like, "Really? Then why are you bald today?"

Friend: You know how I like my women like my coffee... hot.

Me: What if you don't like coffee? :(

Hey babe, I’m looking to get 23 years in 23 seconds, can you help?