Relationship jokes

Your eyebrows run away like your dad.

What is the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has dates.

Your hairline goes even further back than the last time your parents said "I love you."

Okay, what do you call that purple thing in your mom's top dresser drawer that she calls her best best friend for some weird reason?

Dad better look out from Bob, battery-operated boyfriend, hahaha!

I could tell my cousin you are so annoying, but she told me first, so we both said it at the same time. 🫣🤣😂

I just had sex...

I think I nailed it!

(Shit joke, I know.)

You like kissing boys, don't you?

I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.

What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.

💪 💪 🏋️‍♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?

Cum Junkie.

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Say, "Moommy."

One time I looked out the window and then I saw my sister, and she wasn’t even my sister anymore...

Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔

You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.

What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?

Rap lovers get more pussy.