Relationship jokes
Prince, where are you? Please talk to me! I swear I love you!
"Prince, I'm ready to chat when you are. I'm in bed, so yeah, let's chat! Love you!"
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I love you, Tina!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
"Hey Gwen, I'm back."
-Dev
"It's been so long they unblocked it!"
"Princess, let's talk!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
Mom!
I took my mother-in-law out today...
I love being a sniper.
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
GURL