Relationship jokes
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
Friend: Do you know him?
Other Friend: Know who?
Friend: My dick!
Spy: Hahaha.
Me: What?
Spy: Time to pick up your mother.
Me: Oh no....
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
I wanna date you.
Said mom, dad said no, you are a horrid, f*cking d*ck.
Memes
Mans Down Bad
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
Sister.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
Why can't melons get married?
Because they cantaloupe.
Are you from Tennessee, because I eat ass.
Don't you hate when you have sex with your teacher, then remember you're home schooled?
Whatβs the best thing about sex with 119 year olds? There are 100 of them.
I carried a magnet, then people found me very attracting.
I didn't put my kids up for adoption.
My mom
Homie: Let's meet.
Skrr: It's π₯π
Meaning: It's hot [π₯] dawg [π]!
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
What's the difference between me calling my girlfriend a pedophile and her calling me one?
Oh wait, I am because she's 10.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.