What is this thing with Alya and Alex?
Relationship Jokes
Woman: Will you love me after marriage as well?
Man: That will depend on your husband. If he will, so of course I would!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Do you want a nickel?
Girl: Sure.
Guy: So you’ll tickle my pickle?
Girl: 😳😩😩😩
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
If I had a nickel for every time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d still only have five cents.
#GwenComeBack Gwen please come back!
Me: I have the body of a 28 year old.
Her: Prove it.
Me: (opens freezer)
My sister is really disrespectful, and her famous words are, "You're not my parent!" The next time she says this, I'm going to respond back with, "You're right, because I would have worn a condom to protect from you being born unlike my dad did!"
A 7-foot-tall man walks into a restaurant with his 4-foot-tall girlfriend, and the maitre d' says to the waiter, “He must be nuts over her.”
I have a friend who doesn't have a dad.
He says: "You're useless, go to hell!"
Me: "Wait, why do you want me to join your dad?"
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.
Tj if you don't stop trying to ruin Gwen and Prince's relationship then I will scream!!!!!!!!!!
It's some dumb faker and what point of she just wants to be your friend do not understand!
"Gwen don't want break up! Please talk to me!"
Your bitch has Covid-19.
My sister lost two things today:
1: Her virginity.
2: Her job at the zoo.
