Relationship jokes
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isn’t a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
Where's your mom at?
Memes
Freshfry, are you there? I really want to talk to you!
Love, Gwen.
Guy: Are you gay? I'm orphan.
I took my girlfriend to the beach, and a marine biologist thought she was a beluga whale.
Die you potato.
I baked you a pie.
Oh boy, which flavor?
Pie Pie Pie Pie.
Dad, I'm hungry.
Hi hungry, I'm dad.
Why did you name this way?
Why Why Why?
Why does Kermit like Miss Piggy covered in honey? Because he likes sweet and sour pork.
Hi, people. I really need a friend. Can someone please be my friend? Say in comments if you will.
Tina, we neeeeeeed to talk, please!
-Alya
Freshfry, my friend, please talk to me!
Hi Alex, it's 2:00 Easter time. Freshfry is a scaredy-cat. He left when you left, lol.
"I LOVE YOU JACK!"
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
I love you, Tina!
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
There's a plane crash. Every single person died.
Who lived? The married people!
Why in Alabama people don't use doggy style... Cuz you don't turn your back to your family.