Relationship jokes
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
What kind of food does a lesbian love? Anything they can eat out.
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Want to do a titcock dance with me?
I'll call you later. Don't call me later, call me Dad.
Shaenaya hates me, help! And she wants to suck off ******* and ****** and ***** and *****.
Your mom.
Did you sit in sugar?
Because you've got a sweet ass.
Are you Google?
Because you got all I am searching for.
I like my coffee like I like my women.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"