Relationship jokes
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Jack & Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy...but Jack got a shock and a mouth full of c0ck cuz Jill's real name was Randy.
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
I think my dad loves jokes.
Because he laughs when he looks at me.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
My wife is so fat. She jumped up in the air and got stuck.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
My wife is so fat! She wears high heels, she strikes oil.
When she sits around the house, she really sits *around* the house. Every time she turns around, it's her birthday.
A guy goes into the gas station and says, "I need a box of rubbers with pesticide."
The cashier said, "Pesticide? Don't you mean spermicide?"
The guy says, "No! My old lady has had a bug up her ass all week, and I am going to kill it."
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
What did the gay necrophiliac say when his relationship ended?
"That rotten asshole split on me again!"
I love Bubba girls and yea.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.