Relationship jokes
Hey Prince, let's chat here, okay? Love you!
Wanna hook up at Mount Cook?
When you get to feel a dick in you, then suck bro, all your stress [goes] out the window.
It's been a while since I've talked to either Prince or tj. Do any of you boys wanna chat? Plapls?
Mom!
Memes
Gwen, I thought you would be with me if Prince broke up with you... :((((((
Can you be my daddy? πππ
Riley....I...I think I wanna be more than friends.
Alex, you will never believe this!!!!!!!!!! Please respond as quick as possible! To my love, Alex!
GURL
"Princess, let's talk!"
You see a boat filled with people, yet there isnβt a single person on board. How is that possible?
All of them are married!
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
How do you be friends with a musician?
B minor.
Gwen!!!!!! I need your help!!!!!!!!!!
Do you know what's lonely?
Your lips, wanna meet mine?
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Who thinks that Prince should just avoid Qwen and just continue the relationship?
Prince, I promise you that "qwen" girl you're chatting with is a faker! I am the real lover for you, not her. She's a stranger!
"Prince, be honest, do you still love me?"