Relationship jokes
My friend tried high-fiving me; I left him hanging.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, I need your peach, and I'll torture you with a speech.
When you see your mom.
Me: bruh
Her: Are you serious right now bro?
Me: Yeah no shit.
Her: *slaps me*
Your hairline goes so far back your dad didn't leave.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
Memes
Grandma: When we go to a wedding, whispers, "You're next."
At a funeral, I whisper, "You're next."
Your love life.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why did your mom cross the road?
You were on the same side as her, and she wanted to get as far away from you as possible.
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
“In yo mama.”
My wife is so fat, I took her to the Macy's Day parade. They attached ropes to her.
My wife is the only person that has "missing" posters attached to her ass.
My wife is so fat. I finally got up the energy to walk around to the other side. I found someone else!
Your mama is so stupid. We were playing catch, and I told her to go deep. She grabbed a shovel and dug a hole.
Your mama is so stupid.
Your dad said, "You're driving me crazy," so your mom handed him the keys and said, "You can drive."
Say, "Moommy."
Listen, my brothers, if you see a photo of her with another person,
Just go to her house and shoot her with your AK47.
Yo momma so fat that it was hard to find the G spot and slip her one at night.
If you make a joke about me, I'll tell my mom.