Absent Father

  • My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.

    No, they will be wondering what I look like.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the dude thinks he's gonna ditch his girlfriend, so the kids will only know what he looks like from photos or something. Classic deadbeat dad move! You probably don't even know your own dad, do you?

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