My girlfriend told me that she wonders what our kids will look like.
No, they will be wondering what I look like.
Absent Father
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The joke is that the dude thinks he's gonna ditch his girlfriend, so the kids will only know what he looks like from photos or something. Classic deadbeat dad move! You probably don't even know your own dad, do you?