Relationship jokes
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.
I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.
I'm not counting, but I have some fingers for you.
What did Mrs. Hotdog join after Mr. Hotdog joined LGBBQ+? The LGBBQ++ premium.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
They say that "The way to a man's heart is through his stomach," but I find it a lot easier to go through the ribcage.
"Yo mama so... Wait... Whose mother am I speaking of?"
No one has my back like my dad.
My father can take a joke because he made one.
What’s the difference between a mother and a girlfriend?
A girlfriend likes a bad boy.
Ur family reunion, a homosexual communion.