Relationship jokes
I love Bubba girls and yea.
My guy: I have a Q-Tip.
Me: You can Q my tip.
My guy: Ayo!
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
There once was a man who beat his wife, And before he even knew it, he ended her life. His hands were a mess, all red and bloody, He had to find somewhere to hide the body.
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
You used to be someone’s sunshine, but sorry, the climate changed. 😂😂😂😂
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Me: Hey! Look at my drawing of deez!
My babysitter: Very nice! But, uh, what’s deez?
Me: (¬‿¬)
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?