Relationship jokes
I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.
I called her the Fallen Angel.
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
"Me and Explain Boat (RapBoat) are going to be married tomorrow," - Explain Bear.
I think my butt looks flat, but my boyfriend seems to think the opposite. I told him to be deadass with me.
Roses are red, violets are blue.
My heart is dead.
I’m such a fool.
Why did I fall for you?
If y'all gotta crush on me, tell me now before my dad spends my Valentine's money on crack and alcohol.
Raju: How about you, Sunil?
Do you know?
Sanju: Sunil is my long distance
is a brother.
Raju: Long brother?
Sanju: Yes, because I live in Ratnagiri and he lives in Nagpur.
What's one thing you can say about your house, but not your girlfriend?
"I wish it were this color, why is it leaking there, I need help trimming the grass I mean bushes, I own it."
I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day. He replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Through highs and lows, I'll be here for you.
For my girlfriend and friends to chat :)
What’s the difference between rap lovers and the Gigachad?
Rap lovers get more pussy.
Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?
Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!
I turned gay because my wife is too poor.
💪 💪 🏋️♂️ What do you get when you cross a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a bukkake slut, and a physically disabled gay white male who works out at the gym, who is a sex worker?
Cum Junkie.
I just had sex...
I think I nailed it!
(Shit joke, I know.)
You like kissing boys, don't you?
Wife: “How do I look?” Husband: “With your eyes.”
You realize we are tolerating you, right?
Mbu some guys look financially stable until you start dating them... Mbu wait I see how this week goes...🤔