Relationship jokes
My mom loves balls.
But my dad has been gone for the last 4 years.
Why can't orphans be gay?
There's no one to call "daddy."
It turns into ligma.
Brother: What's ligma?
Big Brother: Ligma dick!
My friend said not to look down on me. I said I can't because I'm shorter than her.
Trump pumped and dumped his wife at the border.
Memes
Me and Who?
Me: You have pretty eyes.
Her: Thank you.
Me: I can make them roll back 😈🥴
STORY OF 2 PEOPLE NOT ME:
Girlfriend: What would you do if I won the lottery?
Boyfriend: I would take half and leave you.
Girlfriend: Ok cool. I won 12 dollars here's 6 and don't come back.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
I love Mekhi!
Your hairline's so bad, your dad went to get the milk and never came back. Years later, he comes back and says, "Go get a hairline, boy."
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
I gave my sister a compliment and said she's pretty, then while she was saying thanks, I said, "pretty ugly."
Me: You are pretty. Her: Thanks. Me: Pretty ugly.
Tell rumors about me, but please don't say I'm in a love relationship.
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming.
She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
I hate family reunions. I see too many of my exes there.
When do you know your dad knows you are sneaking out? He hears the loud creaks.
What's the only thing that doesn't change in Alabama?
The last names after marriage!
You only put your user name under Daddyboy_01 because your dad left you, hahahah!
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
What’s the best thing about a blowjob?
The silence.