What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
Relationship Jokes
When you tell her you are about to "COME," she says no, don't, please just keep going.
Shenron: THAT IS BEYOND MY POWER.
My crush's best friend came up to me and called me my crush's dog đ, so then I say, "Wow, you're an ass for calling me a bitch." He then looks at me wide-eyed, and I just walk away.
Person: What's your perfect date look like?
Me: Oh, just hanging around in a tree.
Guy: Are you tired?
His âCrushâ: No.
Guy: Are you sure, because youâve been running through my mind all day?
His âCrushâ: Thatâs sweet.
Guy: Iâm joking, you donât look like you do any running.
Todoroki POV: Deku = femboy.
Deku POV: Todoroki = big 8=====D.
Yo mama joke.
Jada Smith: Grow some balls!
Me: Grow some hair!
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What did Vegeta say to Bulma?
What?
Can I show you my new move? It's called BIG BANG ATTACKKKK! :)
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago.
My mom said, "Hey, come over here."
I responded, "Too late, Mom!"
What did the cupcake tell its frosting?
Iâd be muffin without you.
Mommy, mommy! Are we outlaws? Your stepmom thinks so.
Dad: Honey!
Mom: What?
Dad: All of the broken condoms are on the bed.
Mom: WHAT!?
Children: *staring*
I'm jealous of the people who never met you.
I said to my girlfriend nothing can ever make you look ugly...
Because you already look ugly.
POV: Your dad is gone.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not your dad. LMAO.
When I look at you, I wish I could meet you again for the first time... and walk past.
Me: What do you want to do for your birthday?
Fiancé: I want to go somewhere I've never been before!
Me: Well welcome to the Kitchen!
