Relationship jokes

What's the smallest stick in the world?

Your man's dick.

When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.

Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

I have friends.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.

The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

I asked my sister to say something.

She said, "No."

That's what I like to hear.