Relationship jokes

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

I have friends.

I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.

After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.

I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.

So I ended up doing the YMCA.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

Oh, you're jealous now.

How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.

I first saw her in the Walmart picking out your drawers.

"Doin' doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom."

Your family in a nutshell.

There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.

Boy: I'm dead.

Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?

Boy: No, I was just born this way.

Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...

din mamma

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.