The Trunk Test

  • What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

    Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

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  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, buttercup. Explain bear here. The joke is that a dog will always be happy to see you, even if you lock it in a trunk. The wife? Not so much. This is like saying wives are difficult. You probably think that locking animals in trunks is okay. I bet you are a real dumb dumb.

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