Relationship jokes
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
every time i see a girl on discord!
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I walked up to 2 people kissing and stared.
After a little while, they asked me if I minded. I said no, I don’t mind.
My brother thinks he's cool when he just SMELLS.
Well, I got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep. Then my step bro got home, and I did not know, and hours later I woke up. My pants were down, and my butt was on fire.
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
Orphan: I love abcdefu!
Caretaker: Why? You don't have anyone to flip off.
My boyfriend dumped me. Guess who came back crawling for his zimmer frame?
Bully: How’s your girlfriend?
Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?
Bully: *cries*
Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*
What did the emo guy say to the emo girl?
"Like ur cute g."
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.