Relationship jokes

This ole boy picked up this hooker and was getting some head driving down the road, and she started gagging on it a little, and he said, "Oh yeah baby, you like that big dick, don't ya?" and she said, "Oh baby, it's not that, ya asshole stinks!"

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

Roses are red, violets are purple, lay in my bed so I can suck your nurple.

Some marriages can make short people look like Shaquille O'Neal.

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

What’s the bravest thing a man can do?

Say, “I’m going to get milk!” to his wife and kids.

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

din mamma

There are 2 dads and 2 sons. They all caught a fish.

Why did they only come home with 3 fish?

(Answer)

There were a grand-dad, dad, and son.

If you don't get it, then it means grand father is the dad to the dad (1 dad). Dad is the dad for the son and a son for the grandfather. Get it?

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!