Relationship jokes
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Your mom.
Your dad!
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
Wife: Honey, I’m pregnant. Husband: Hi Pregnant, I’m dad. Wife: No, you’re not.
Nothing makes a guy happier than when his girlfriend says, “Go and lock the door first...”
Why is there only a glory hole in the handicapped stall in some public men's restrooms?
Because a gay man that is not physically handicapped can't receive a blow job from a gay man that is physically handicapped under the handicapped stall.
Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.
Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!
When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.