Relationship jokes
"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"
You will never have a girlfriend.
That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.
What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?
Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.
How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.
Memes
I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."
My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.
You want to hear a joke?
Your mom.
I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.
My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.
What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?
"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.
Masturbation is better than rough sex.
Best chick ever.
Call me at 6969696969.
How did the Iron and Gold start dating?
They met on TINder.
What's the smallest stick in the world?
Your man's dick.
I walked in on my little sister when she was naked.
The thing I have to say is that my little sister is a big sister with big tits & ass with juicy lips upstairs & downstairs. I say whoever is going to be my brother-in-law is going to be a very happy person.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister.
Knock, knock.
"Who's there?"
Not your dad.
Your dad is so smart, he took one look at you and left.