Relationship jokes

Why did you and Sarah break up?

'Cause she cheetahed on me.

Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "daddy."

I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.

Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.

Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.

Your hairline [is] so bad even your mama left you.

Why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy?

Because he wanted someone to call "Mommy" and "Daddy."

Why do people play soccer?

Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.

I caught the flowers at a wedding--now married to a hot guy. But then I caught an STD at a funeral, I kinda nervo.........

I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.

My mate Noha.

You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔

What do you call Holly and Elenji?

A couple.

Roses are red, I failed my test, All because of Hugh and his incest.

I have friends.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍