Why did the pillow cross the road?
Because his cousin's name was Koshin, and he didn't want to live anymore.
I have a trans friend.
He is in a polyamorous relationship and would be straight if they had a dick.
Man and woman are having a discussion. The woman looks into the man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . "
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in!"
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What does your mum have in common with your dad?
They are both men.
All these females swear they loyal... but you can’t put loyalty on a hoe.
What do a blackjack dealer and my uncle have in common?
They both hit me face down on the table.
When you end up pregnant...
Mom told me if a boy touched my breast I should say "DON'T," and if he touched me down there I should say "STOP." But Dad, he touched me both places at once so I said, "DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!" 😂
My girlfriend called me a pedophile... That's a big word for a 1st grader.
Runescape is the only form of birth control that is 100% effective.
I love my family when they're buried alive.
Roses are red, My friend is choking. That stupid bitch shouldn't have eaten my muffin.
Max Alexander Heart is adopted.
Evan David Sandri is gay and he is adopted.
His wife shut off the internet.
Why does the sun get a lot of girls? Because it's hot.
What did the boyfriend say to his girlfriend?
What did the man say to his wife, wanna play?
What should you do after banging the tightest pussy?..
Just put the diaper on her 😉
Why did your dad FUCKING LEAVE YOU? He went to suck balls.
What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball?
She gagged.
Hey girl, are you an orphan?
Oh, that’s right, I’m your daddy.
