Relationship jokes
Why do men find it so difficult to solve puzzles after taking Viagra?
Because they just keep getting harder and harder!
Note to all moms of teens, keep a dog. That way, someone is excited to see you!
The kid's dad was a magician because he disappeared and never came back.
I asked my dad to come to my Father’s Day breakfast.
The orphanage worker just said, “Don’t be silly!”
My dad came out of my step-sister's room as I came out of my step-mum's room.
Bully: Shut up, motherfucker!
Me: Well, stop talking to me and I won't have to keep fucking your mother.
Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?
My friend bought a Tom Holland blanket and I said, "Well, now you're sleeping with him."
What do you and Joe Biden have in common?
Nobody loves you or him.
His name is "Daddy!" HELP!
Your mom is so small that she can fit in the luggage.
My girlfriend said to me, "Dear, I think you have hit an animal, there's blood and dents all over the bonnet."
I said, "No, love, I'm not waiting for a Black Lives Matter rally."
What do you call sex with a hoover?
Clean sex.
I was hit by a car. Later, my ex lost her bus job.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?
I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.
Always breathing down my neck, my vampire girlfriend does not give me any space.
How do I make my dick disappear?
I put it in your dad.