Relationship Jokes

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

You will never have a girlfriend.

That's cringe, bro. The ex weas pisitive.

What's the difference between a man's wife and his dog?

Lock them both in the trunk for three hours and see which is happy to see you when you open it.

How did Peter Cottontail get his swing on? He made love to Alice in Wonderland.

I asked my mom if I was adopted. She said no, "Why the fuck would I adopt you?" and I said "I'm gonna kill myself," and she also said, "Make sure you do it right this time."

My sister said to kill myself, so now I’m in the hospital hoping to die.

You want to hear a joke?

Your mom.

I'm like a teddy bear. I don't like to be fucked.

My sister said I'm stupid today, and she's the one who wrote this.

What did the boy banana say to the girl banana?

"Dang girl, you are so appealing!" 😙

And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol, but if I were you, I wouldn’t kiss your mom on the mouth at all.

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Masturbation is better than rough sex.

Best chick ever.

Call me at 6969696969.

How did the Iron and Gold start dating?

They met on TINder.