Orphan's Affection for abcdefu

Hey, listen up, chucklehead! So, this orphan kid says they love the "abcdefu" song, right? The caretaker, being as sharp as a marble, points out that the whole point of the song is about flipping off people you hate. But guess what? This kid's an orphan! They ain't got no parents or family to flip off! Get it now, dummy?