Relationship jokes
Why couldn't Sally get back up? Because she has no friends.
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
If her age is on the timer, I don't care if she's a minor.
You can make fun of adopted kids all you want. What are they going to do, tell their parents on you? Lol.
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
You're mum.
What do lovely men and tampons have in common?
Both lick up the juices of the women they were made for.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Gregg says to his friend, who is a girl, and says, "Hey, umm, do you, umm, want to do something?"
And the girl says, "Umm, sure, why not?"
Gregg says, "Well, then we have to go somewhere secretive."
The girl says, "Umm, well, ok."
Gregg says, "Great!" So Gregg brings Sally to a tree so no one can see them, and then Sally says, "So what are we going to do behind this big tree?"
Gregg says, "Well pull down your pants, and I'll show ya."
Sally says, "Ok, it sounds fun!" And then Gregg pulls his pants down and tells Sally to lay on the ground. Then he puts his dick in Sally's pussy, and he goes up and down, up and down, up and down, and then Sally starts to moan more and more, and then suddenly a teacher hears her moan, and then the teacher sees what Gregg and Sally are doing, and then the teacher gets in on it, and both Gregg and Sally start fucking the teacher, and then the teacher moans, and then the whole school makes their own sex groups, and the whole school has threesomes...
THE END
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.