Relationship jokes
Why did the man cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken!
Yo mama's such a milf, she deserves a tongue punch in the fart box.
When fat people smash, it must feel like a huge submarine hitting you.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
Jackie gives better head than Marilyn.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
YOUR MOM sucks my dick 24/7.
You smash me so hard, I gave her the D.
Your forehead is so big your soulmate didn't even want you.
How can you tell when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's knob tastes funny.
What did the girl say to the white guy? “You have a peener wiener!”
How did the blind girl get a date?
She said it was love at first sight.
While fucking a hot auntie, pressing tightly her boobs and fondling, He: What do you feed your babies? She: Milk and orange juice. He: Wow, which side is orange juice? 😋
Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)
Fruit is like ex-wives.
They both look really good hanging from a tree.
Your mom gay.
My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.
It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!
My best friend was recently gunned down in a drive-by shooting and died a virgin, but he wasn’t buried one.