Your butt is bigger than my ex-girlfriend's butt, and I love it!
Relationship Jokes
As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.
You abuse me that I have no beards, but your sugar daddy shaved them off to look cute. 🤔
What does an orphan's family photo called?
A selfie.
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
This is not a joke, Tom. I'm asking you to leave me alone, stop being sexual, I don't like you.
Your mom was dating a boy that had a twin brother, but she did it with the wrong one.
Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family portrait.
I lit my girlfriend on fire. I guess you could say I ignited her fire.
If you can't see your family... you're an orphan.
I like to make your mom jokes.
Because they're easy like your mom.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
What’s it called when an orphan takes a photo?
A family picture.
Mummy, how was I born?
Mummy replied, "Well, your father and I got married, and soon I became fat and you came out, and then in, out, in, out, and after you did that a million times, you were born."
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
Fatherless jokes.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
