What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
Relationship Jokes
You look at it. You tug on it like a shoe string. You play with it like elastic bubble plastic, but it still never grows.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your mom's house.
Knock knock.
You: Who's there?
Your new father!
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Kiwi loves Brad.
When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.
"Why can’t you be comfortable with my own body?"
"I think you should ask yourself that."
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
Luke asks his friend, "How old is your father?"
James replied, "He's as old as me."
Luke then said, "It doesn't make any sense."
James then said, "He became my father when I was born."
My love for you is like poop.
Whenever I feel you, I have to run to the toilet and flush you away.
I hate adopted kids. They are ugly and stupid, lmao.
Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.
What do you call an orphan at the dinner table?
Family dinner!
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
I bet your hairline goes inside your private part, and your girlfriend can’t even touch it.
My mate Noha.
Are your forehead and your hairline best friends because they look like they go way back?
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
