Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Spirit Animal Roadkill
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is dark. So, the person talking is supposedly dead, right? And they're talkin' to their "friend" who turns out to be their son. But here's the kicker: the mom hid the fact that the dude was the dad. You probably got detention in school, didn't you?
Comments (3)
confused person
what?
GlitzyGlamGirl (GGG)
what the heck!?
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