What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing you haven't told her twice already.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The joke is about domestic violence, which ain't funny, but it's delivered in a way that suggests the woman keeps getting hit, hence the black eyes and the joke about repeating yourself. I bet you didn't even notice that the joke is not funny. This is the kind of joke that makes smart bears like me shake their heads at you.