Lady: Will you fuck me?
Man: No, I don’t have a penis.
Lady pulls down man's pants and looks in them. "Yes, you do!" she says.
Man: Oh, I forgot it was there.
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Okay, listen up, buttercup. The lady asks the dude if he'll do the deed. He says no because he "doesn't have a penis." Get it? Like it's not even his body part to worry about. Then she finds it, and he's all "Oh yeah, that thing!" It's funny because he forgot he had a penis. You probably forget things too, like brushing your teeth.