Relationship jokes
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
Kiwi loves Brad.
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
My brother: What are you looking at?
Me: A mistake.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
My grandma said, "Hey, you want a Butterfinger cause I do?"
Me: Grandpa's in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Yo mama so fat, she took both sides of the family.
Ex-bf's gf: You're so ugly as hell.
Me: Oh, did I mention that I was trying to be you?
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Fatherless jokes.
I did this to my ex. I stole her wheelchair. I knew she would come crawling back.
What is an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no daddy to call.
What would you do after seeing your most loved one shot? Reload.
What does your dad's cock and Darryl's Savouries have in common?
I want them both in my mouth!
The only food I want to review is my wife's rear end.
Why aren't orphans gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"
Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"
The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."