Relationship jokes

Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?

It has no family.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

Son: Dad, how was I born?

Dad: Your mum's a hoe.

Son: OK, what's a hoe?

Dad: Your mum.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

What would Earth say if it had a boyfriend?

You need to com-it.

What is the difference between chocolate and sex?

I would rather eat the chocolate first and then make love.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.