Relationship jokes

I remember I met an orphan. He asked, "Can I suck your thumb?" I said, "Why?" Because "that'd be pig."

"Yol, what do you think about sex?"

"Good."

Why can't an orphan go to a family reunion?

It has no family.

Why was the people's wedding so miserable...

'Cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky, they agreed to never try to have another wedding.

61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69... mouthwash.

Myla, what did you do for Father's Day?

Myla: I went to a restaurant.

Timmy, what did you do for Father's Day?

Timmy: I went to a concert.

Olivia, what did you do for Father's Day?

Olivia: Talked to him through an ouija board.

How to make the kissing in a tree recognizable: me and you k.i.s.s.i.n.g., tree sitting, wedding, love, then comes love, then comes baby in the carriage, then hate comes, divorce and purse.

FEW!!!!!!!

I went out with this girl the other night. She wore this real slinky number. She especially looked great going down the stairs.

Never got a mother's love, lol.

"Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?"

You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.

Who thinks Gwen and dumb bitch prince should *STOP* dating! AND LET THE REAL LOVERS *Gwen and Aiden* RESUME TO *LOVE* SAY ME IN THE COMMENTS SO NOT!!!!!!!!

"Hey Kenya, can we talk please!"

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Hey, who thinks Gwen and Aiden are not dating, and who also thinks this dumb girl named "Zre" is being a dummy? And who thinks Gwen belongs with Prince, aka boyfriend?

Me, (AHAHAHA IM A JOKE AHAH Criii) Anyone wanna date? Lol.

Oh, sweetheart, you brighten me.

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

What is the definition of clapped?

Ur mum when I am in her bed.