Everybody loves "appreciation." So that's what I named my dick.
Relationship Jokes
Walk up to an adopted kid and ask this, "How's your biological parents? Are they well?"
I fucked a chick named Macy, but she had dyslexia.
So I ended up doing the YMCA.
Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?
Because there was no chemistry...
My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details, and we can drop them off tomorrow.
When you go to your girlfriend's house but accidentally go into her dad's room and fuck him anyway.
"I love you." "You too, I love you!" 😍
Girl lol feel dick in mouth on you.
I love my family.
Yo mama so nice she...
What did the mom say to her house? "I love you"
Your family in a nutshell.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
How many times do you nut? It depends how hard you do it.
I told my Mum, "Will you remember me in 6 minutes, 6 hours, 6 years?"
She said, "Yes."
"Knock knock."
I said, "My mum, who's there? You didn’t remember me!"
Oh, you're jealous now.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Boy: I'm dead.
Girl: Is that why you're so ugly?
Boy: No, I was just born this way.
I heard my neighbors having sex, and it was annoying me, so I called my girlfriend to ask if she wanted to go out, but when I called her, I heard my neighbors' phone ringing.
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
