Relationship jokes

Have you ever said no? Did they keep going?

How did the blind girl get a date?

She said it was love at first sight.

One time in camp, I kissed my bunkmate Bret in the shower. He cupped my breasts and lathered them in Prell, but I'm totally not gay... :)

My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.

Knock, knock.

*takes out penis*

Who is there?

Butthole 😎

Your mom gay.

My wife purely hates me for me having sex with our daughter.

It's not my fault I couldn't wait to get out of the abortion clinic!

Your mum is so cute that I asked for her number and she said yes, and now we're dating.

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered, "Y?"

My friend jokingly confessed to me she did prostitution (consensual).

She wasn't joking. :0

We are 15....

Why did my parents walk to the other side?

...Why?

When people say they get ho's: You don't get no ho's, the only ho's you get is in yo draws.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You look like Shrek, And you make me peck.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Yo life so miserable, the adoption center wouldn't sell you, just give you away!

My wife is so fat. After sex, I rolled over twice. I was still on top of the bitch!

Your mom.

Your dad!

I suck Cyrus's dick when he is sleeping.

I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

No one goes in there without my permission!

What's the difference between a goat and a sex slave?

I don't have a slave in my sex dungeon.