Relationship jokes
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
To Mr. Nice Guy, you are nice, sweet, and caring! I am so grateful to be your friend!