Relationship jokes
He placed the chocolates and the flowers down beside her.
Silence...
And then at last she spoke...
"Unexpected item in the bagging area."
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a train? The train will touch me.
I love my dog, Sadie.
What’s the difference between your mum and your nan?
Your nan's a GILF!
My wife accused me of cheating. I told her she started to sound like my wife.
Memes
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Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Becky: Rob, you're so stupid! Anything that you say is stupid!
Rob: .....BECKY :3
Who's the smallest wife??
Micro-wife.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)