Relationship jokes
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
My Dad: Son, history always repeats itself.
Me: So you're gonna leave me again?
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
I love my mom.
So an orphan played for a football team, and the coach said, "Your parents must be proud of you!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
Why can't orphans have gay sex?
They have no one to call "daddy."
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
I went to ask my friend's mom if I could have a sleepover.
Then I remembered they did not have a mom or dad.
What would a gay man do for free that a heterosexual woman that is a whore won't do for $50.00 for a heterosexual man?
Suck his balls.
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
My wife said she would slam my head into my keyboard if I did not get off video games.
But don't worry I think she was just joking.
Girlfriend: Babe, what do you think of our love?
Me: Look at the stars in the sky.
Girlfriend: Aww... it’s infinity, right?
Me: No, it’s a waste of time.
Girlfriend: I’m breaking up with you.
Me: Whatever, when I take out the trash, I think of you.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*