Relationship jokes
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
What do your BF and the Twin Towers have in common?
They both never get erect.
I was looking at our Human Services Minister and thinking I'm surprised he's married.
The things you do for your cousins!
My lesbian friends bought me a nice watch for my birthday. I think they got confused when I said, "I wanna watch."
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
What are the last two words you say after sex before going to sleep?
"Goodnight, Mom!"
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
Sometimes women are like bad snacks. People try them and then chuck them in the trash.
One day I went to my friend's apartment, and he told me to make myself at home.
I threw him out of the window. I hate having visitors!
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.