Relationship jokes
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
What's one plus one?
Yo mama.
My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.
Memes
Would you rather date me or a lady?
I laid deez nuts in your mouth.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Why is it better to date an orphan?
Their parents are never home.
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Your mom is hot.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
A customer came to me and asked for condoms for tiny dicks.
What does an orphan say after a kid makes a "yo mama" joke?
"I don’t have a mama."
Orphan: Have you seen my mommy?
Person: Are you an orphan?
Orphan: Yes?
Person: SON SON??? IS THAT YOU MY LOVE?
Orphan: MOTHER!
Person: Let's go home!
Orphan: Uhhhh
*She was never to be seen again*
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.