Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Relationship Jokes
What’s the difference between 3 cocks and my sister?
My sister can’t take a joke about cocks in bed.
"The dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife, but his wife said no, so he fucked his daughter."
This is not a joke. Stop online dating.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Had an amazing night with this girl, woke up, and it was my aunt. Now I’m in love.
What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Wiped his ass.
I told my dad to get me a packet of cigarettes, he never came back.
AND I still didn't get my FUCKING CIGARETTES!
Jack: Hey Josh!
Josh: What?
Jack: Sex!
Josh: Huh?
Jack: SEX!!
Josh: I don't get it.
Jack: Exactly ;)
I asked my girlfriend if she was a smoke alarm. She said, "Is it because I warned him when hotness came?" I said, "No, you don’t shut up!"
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for that booty!
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
My dad said he'd be back later after he walked out the door with a suitcase.
Who takes a suitcase to the grocery store? Silly daddy!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
A wife asks her husband: Am I pretty or ugly?
The husband answers her: Pretty.
The wife responds: Thank yo-
The husband interrupts her: Pretty ugly!
My girlfriend is like Toys R Us.
She does not exist.
Knock knock!
Who’s there?
Dad!
Dad who?
Silence.
