Relationship jokes

Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?

Ask an orphan.

My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.

People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!

1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.

My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."

I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.

I could never date a midget.

We would never see eye to eye.

Yo mama so FAT...

That when she had sex with you...

Your balls turned to pancakes.

"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"

You should always be happy about family and love.

"Vladymoron Pootin and Drunkard Chump sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G."

Why are friends a lot like snow?

If you pee on them, they disappear.

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.

Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!

What's one plus one?

Yo mama.

Why do orphans not like jokes?

Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't take my posts seriously, take them like your ex took you—as a joke.

My mate caught me sniffing his disabled sister's knickers the other day. It wouldn't have been so bad, but she was wearing them at the time. It made the rest of the funeral so awkward.

I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.

Let me know if you can't cum.

What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."

I am gay, is that ok?

I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.