Relationship jokes
Is your mom a virgin?
Mine is.
How am I alive?
You tell me.
Your mom is hot.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Alabama.
Alabama who?
Alabama your cousin.
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
What did the Joker say to Harley Quinn?
Nothing.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
IDK! WHY?
To go see yo mama!
To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
My friend Harry.
Evan, this is Mya, and your mom told me you were adopted, so we are done. Bye, don’t talk to me.
Hey, math:
I’m really tired of trying to find your X. Accept that she’s gone, and solve your own problems, dude!
Wanna touch my shirt? It's made of boyfriend/girlfriend/partner material.
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.