Relationship jokes
I f..... Nan and dust came out. 😂
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I’m a little young to be in the bed, butt-naked doin' your mom.
Yo mama is so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Why is it inappropriate when guys say their girlfriends are their “Partners in Crime”?
Like we get it, bro, she’s underage.
My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going.
Why can’t orphans get married in Alabama?
Because they don’t have a sister.
Yo mama so FAT...
That when she had sex with you...
Your balls turned to pancakes.
My sister told me words don't hurt her, so I chucked a dictionary at her.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I could never date a midget.
We would never see eye to eye.
My mom said, "Don't jump off, we need you."
I said, "No," then I jumped off a building and died.
I walk in on my mum and she's in the middle of pulling off my dad's boxers. I said, "Mum, you really spoil those dogs!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Your mom." "Your mom who?" "It's not your mom, it's my mom!"
Your hairline goes so far back it left before your dad did.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
What did the toaster say to the piece of bread? "I want you inside me."
I am gay, is that ok?
I be on top sucking dick all day. I make him bust every day.