Relationship jokes

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.

Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.

My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!

Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.

The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”

What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?

Outlaws are wanted :)

Guess the joke.

Your girlfriend.

When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."

Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?

Orphan: I don't have a family.

Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have nobody to call "Daddy~"