Relationship jokes

Dads are boomerangs, I hope.

What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?

Why can't orphans have sex?

Because there is nobody to call "daddy."

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?

Not a family photo.

What do you and orphans have in common?

Nobody loves you.

I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.

Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Little Jonny fucked his mum.

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.

Why did the orphan misbehave in school?

Because the principal couldn't call their parents.

I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪

Why do Jedis stay single?

Because they use "divorce" (the Force).

May divorce be with you!

What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.

Bully: Ha, guess what?

Nerd: What?

Bully: You are adopted.

Nerd: At least I was wanted!

Why do orphans play tennis?

Because it's the only love they get.

Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!

A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"

What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.