Relationship jokes
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
I saw a news ad on TV about a dad coming home after getting milk. I said, "I've never seen that one before!"