Relationship jokes
I told her "I love you." She said, "I love me too."
My uncle sayEd to me once, "You're my favorite child." And I said, "You mean Nece?" He said, "No, my favorite child."
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Dear algebra,
I don't want to find your X. I don't know Y she left you.
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Me: God, Bryce, do we really have to talk about this again?
Bryce: What?
Me: You're still talking shit!! I already told you! It's 9 inches! Stop saying it's 3!
P.S. I'm a girl.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Every single person on the plane died except for 2. How is that possible?
It said all the single people died; the 2 were a couple. That's how it was possible.
Me: I fucked your mom.
Orphan: I don't have a mom so you fucked the air.
Why do you want me?
Cus u like me...
What do you mean?
You love me.
No.
Look down.
Girl: Come over.
Orphan: I can’t.
Girl: My parents aren’t home ;)
Orphan: Just two things I don’t have.
Son: Hi Dad, I'm Son.
Dad: Hi Son, I'm Leaving You.
Years later:
Dad still did not come back.
Hi Mom, how are you doing?
"Doin' your mom, doin', doin' your mom."
I was doin' your mom, yes yours!
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"