Relationship jokes
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Memes
Willy Wonka meme
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
I saw your mom at work the other night. She was talking about how good she was doing.
Hands down, best $20 blowjob ever.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Little Jonny fucked his mum.
Are you a gun because I want to live with you?