Relationship jokes
Bully: Ha, guess what?
Nerd: What?
Bully: You are adopted.
Nerd: At least I was wanted!
I saw a little girl crying, and I said, "Where are your parents?" That day, I got fired from the orphanage. 🤪
I had to go to my friend's house.
I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???
What do you do if a woman is choking? Pull out a few inches.
What is the difference between an adopted kid and an orphan?
If you're adopted, you're actually wanted.
Memes
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Roses are red, violets are blue, like my hole, Uncle Bill is making me full, better run here he comes!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Looking for true love. Must be into fun, likes to go out driving, playing the latest catching game and most importantly, must love kids. (PEADOPHILES MUST APPLY WITH HOW MANY KIDS YOU CAN CARRY!)
I'm 43 and my date is 19. A man rudely comes up to our table and calls me a pedophile. I told him to fuck off, this is our 10th anniversary.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."