Relationship jokes
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I saw your mom beat you.
What can you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing that you haven't told her twice already.
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
Memes
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
When your mum sold you on eBay for £2 pound for girls stripper.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?