Relationship jokes
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
gordan ramsey
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?
Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.
Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?
Kid: A garden?
Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they don’t have anybody to call “daddy.”
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
My girlfriend sent “a let’s break up text” right when I was done editing our pics.