Relationship jokes
How fast is the speed of sex?
68 because at 69 you've got to turn around.
What do orphans and broken up couples have in common?
They can't see each other anymore.
Your mama is so ugly! It took your dad 15 years to return from getting milk.
Roses are red, clovers are green.
I love your legs and what's in between. LOL
Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.
Memes
Willy Wonka meme
Sister, you're ugly.
Other sister: I'm not your reflection.
PS. Sorry if it is not funny.
My ex wanted to humiliate me in front of her friends, so she said I was useless in bed.
Should have seen her face when they all disagreed.
Q: Why can kids relate to dogs?
A: They are noticed for 13 years, then left for no one to touch again.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
What do you and orphans have in common?
Nobody loves you.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
Oh, yeah! FRESHFRY fucked a boy!
Dads are boomerangs, I hope.
Knock knock. Who’s there? Ur uncle. What? Is ur RBLX gf?