Relationship jokes
What is the best whey to make friends with an American boy, you bunch?
Some girls are like rocks.
You skip the flat ones.
Why do orphans have sex?
To call someone "daddy"!
Why can't orphans have sex?
Because there is nobody to call "daddy."
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
I remember asking my mum: "What's a couple?"
She replied, "Two or three."
Which probably explains her collapsed marriage.
Dear Gwen and Prince,
Gwen and Prince, sorry for being mean and cussing and other messed up nonsense. To be honest, I really just wanted to be your friends, all both of you! BTW Prince, Gwen is not dating Aiden...I don't even know who Aiden is! Sorry a million times, Zreina.
SEX Some Event Xaern
Xaern - loving something so much you begin to dislike it.
Today was the worst day ever. My ex got hit by a truck... On the plus side, my truck doesn't even have a dent.
Man: Hey Siri!
Siri: Yes?
Man: I'm desperate, will you marry me?
Siri: Uh...
*phone literally explodes*
If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.
If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.
Life is like a game of poker, guys start by going with them clubs, ladies follow with a set of hearts, guys put down the diamonds, and before you know it you got a full house.
Gf: Babe, do you love me?
Bf: Count the stars and that's how much I love you.
Gf: But it's morning, sweetie...
Bf: Exactly.
Gf: :0, I'll take that as a no.
Just chatting, Tim! 🌷🌷🌷🌷
In Alabama... How do you know your sister is having periods? Your dad's penis tastes like blood.
You know that you f**k better than dad?
I know, mom says that too. (Typical Alabama Family)
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!