Relationship jokes

My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.

I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.

His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

Your mother.

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

Friend: You're adopted.

Orphan: At least I was chosen!

Friend: At least I was kept.

What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?

A family portrait.

Hi Leyla, I have been trying to reach you for a while. Where have you been? I was wondering if you wanted to chat.

What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?

Something big and warm 🍆.

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Girl: Dad, where are you?

Dad: I went to go get milk.

Girl: But we have milk.

Dad: I know, I just don't love you.

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

Why do orphans not like July 24th??

Because it's Parents Day.

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!