Relationship jokes

All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.

The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"

The man said, "My wife does!"

Ur mom.

Oops my bad! 😬

I hope death is a girl. That way, it'll never come for me.

Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?

Because the chip was family size.

Todoroki POV: All he can think about is Deku.

I have a secret crush on your momma.

If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."

What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?

He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.

Two emos are dating, and the most romantic thing they have ever done is slit each other's wrists.

Son: Dad, I'm gay.

Dad: I support you.

Son: I like you.

Dad: Get out and into my room!

Your mother.

I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.

... It was a bittersweet victory.

Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like:

Jackson: "CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION??"

I had to go to my friend's house.

I went in her basement and I saw taped mouths that are KIDS in the basement... Is my friend OK???

I was in the bedroom slapping your girl harder than Will at the Oscars.

I have 206 bones. When I look at you, I have 207.

I met a gay guy last night.

Man, was he a pain in the ass.

Man, my brother has a tight, buttered butthole. The veins in my cock throb when he comes over!

My Crandall just be smashing more than you ON DA GIRLS, and he was slapping your girl last night harder than WILL at the OSCARS! ;)

When you're so rich that you can buy anything, you end up getting a cow in your living room. Yeah, anyways, my ex is still in my living room.