Relationship jokes
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Moto Moto, stop giving the baby your d*ck!
My boyfriend is just like a sexy nerd and I still have to ask him things like that because I'm so distracted from him.
Your mom's my dad. Think about that!
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Stephen Hawking went on a date last night.
She left after 15 minutes, complaining she didn't like his tone.
Love is the best picture you can use to be able for her and I was able for her in the best place for her and I have to be honest and a great team of the team and the way it goes is the first 4th year of my life in my life as a new 💕.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
What are twins’ favorite fruit?
Pairs 🍐.
A girl walks up to her blind friend who she had not seen in a while and says: "Long time no see!"
What's the difference between your dad and the mailman? Nothing.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Don't break girls' hearts. Break their legs instead. They're two.
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.