Relationship jokes
Why is my sister so annoying? Because put your own thing in.
My girlfriend dumped me, so I stole her wheelchair and guess who came crawling back!
Yo mama so fat, that’s why people don’t want to marry her, except for fat guys.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
What's the difference between outlaws and in-laws?
Outlaws are wanted :)
Memes
Guess the joke.
Your girlfriend.
When the husband said "Is your ass so big?" she said "Because I am holding my shit."
Bob: Can I come to your house to meet your family?
Orphan: I don't have a family.
Today, me and my best friend went to the Grand Canyon. He was taking up all the space by the edge, and I told him to back up. R.I.P. to him.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "Daddy~"
My mother told me to be positive, but she said that when I was going to do an AIDS test.
I have an Uncle named Ricky, who made ur mom sticky.
His dad calls him pricky and everyone begs for his dicky.
All of a guy's sons came out gay. He ordered 10 shots in a bar.
The bartender asks, "Do you have anyone in your family who likes women?"
The man said, "My wife does!"
Ur mom.
Oops my bad! 😬
If Will Smith had a revolver and said, "Who fucked my wife?" Chris Rock would say, "You don't have enough bullets, mate."
Your mother.
Why can't an orphan eat a bag of chips?
Because the chip was family size.
I have a secret crush on your momma.
Friend: You're adopted.
Orphan: At least I was chosen!
Friend: At least I was kept.
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.