Relationship jokes
My mom smashed my Xbox, so I smashed her daughter. 😏
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
Your so broke your mom can't afford your daddy.
Dishwasher rape is another word for marital obligations.
Mum: Why are roses red?
Child: Stop, Mum, you never make jokes.
Mum: I made you.
Your parents are so proud of you. They LOVE you! <3
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
"If you can make them laugh and giggle, you can make their booty shake and jiggle."
Your mom's hot.
Cameron and Pav.
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
I like my women like my family, they’re related.
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez. Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed!
Ur mom gay.
My friend broke his tie. That's a tie breaker.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?