Relationship jokes
Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.
My sis said only garlic and onions can make you cry.
So I threw an orange at her.
Time for a Terraria joke.
What is a worm called when it is with a rich worm for his money?
A gold digger.
(play the game or watch some vids to understand)
Me: Hey! Do you know how to tie a knot?
Person: Yea, why?
Me: Cause I need help tying this noose :)
Words that have "ho" in them:
Thot
Whore
Asshole
Horrible
Horena (my ex gf)
He: I am 60 and I have to slog 12 hours a day to make a living. Do you call it life?
She: I am 28 and still a virgin, do you call it life?
Cameron and Pav.
Ur mom gay.
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
Roses are red, Violets are blue, We're breaking up because I never loved you.
Why did Obama marry Michelle?
Because he's into chicks with dicks.
Wife: Honey, I love you.
Husband: I love you all.
Wife: Awww.......... Wait WHAT?!?!??!
What did the cell say when it was dividing?
"It's not you, it's me."
Blonde 1: Omg! Yesterday, I fucked a Brazilian!
Blonde 2: OMG YOU SLUT
Also Blonde 2: Wait, how much is a Brazilian?
Me and my brother talking about relationships.
Me: We live kind of differently.
Brother: We're sort of alike.
Me: We're not alike.
Brother, because he's taken: 'Cause you don't have a boyfriend!
My thoughts: You're right. 'Cause I have a girlfriend!
- Hey, are you single?
- No, I'm album.
Yo mama so fat she got married by 20 men, but they think there's only one side of her! I tried making one of my own.
What's the difference between my dad and cancer?
Cancer doesn't leave.
Granny says don't worry, the cries of pain are only my ex-husband's.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. If he's busy on Valentine's Day, the side chick is you.